Sarah, 16, NoVA, living in a small town that I love to hate. This is my totally nonsensical blog, peppered with a few big words, a few deep quotes, and a pretentious title. Completely overrun by all things Nationals during baseball season and Capitals during hockey season. I think I'm really funny.
1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why4.DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.
5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS
wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken