Sarah, 16, NoVA, living in a small town that I love to hate. This is my totally nonsensical blog, peppered with a few big words, a few deep quotes, and a pretentious title. Completely overrun by all things Nationals during baseball season and Capitals during hockey season. I think I'm really funny.

 

MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

bluhbluhhugedork:

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS

(Source: cloktwerkorange)

dutchster:

wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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(Source: amoying)

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

greatjaggi:

calliedope:

greatjaggi:

If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg

there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist

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