Sarah, 15, NoVA, living in a small town that I love to hate. This is my totally nonsensical blog, peppered with a few big words, a few deep quotes, and a pretentious title. Completely overrun by all things Nationals during baseball season and Capitols during hockey season
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Bases loaded. Full count. Chris Davis at the plate. Nothing a Max Scherzer heater can’t solve.
THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
me, whenever my hockey team wins (via sheercompulsion)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
Night owls are more likely to have nightmares than early-bird risers.
(via psych-facts)
quick pole: north or south?
ian desmond hits first career grand slam for a 6-2 win over the phillies
(Source: captainstaal)
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
(Source: bloozehockey)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?
- utilizes rule 63
- drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
- johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
these-words-they-will-not-heal:
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly
I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk
favorite video on the internet
hey can you hold my boner really quick
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
